My story starts a long time ago in the galaxy of Shpadoinkle. I had two parents of the name of Jackson and Kate St. Clair. But they had to give me up because their spacecraft was damaged on a regular old family vacation to the milky way. So they had to drop me off here in Oregon, Wisconsin. The pod that I was dropped off in landed by a road closed sign. Being dropped there has been a memorable moment for a long time.
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I was then raise up here in Oregon, Wisconsin. When I was a child there were many occasions where I was dropped on my head. I have done many things here on earth. I once worked as a secret agent for the New Zealand government. I've also lead a cult for a two years. I drove across the country in a VW van. But it wasn't until I was at the Quick Stop in Red Bank, New Jersey. That Dante and Randal convinced me to start a cable access show. Before I knew it, Road Closed was born. It was a clean and easy birth, and came out head first. |
| So I direct, produce, and act on this little show called Road Closed. This involves a lot of dedication on my part. For directing this means seeing the vision and capturing it on video tape and then organizing it together to make a skit. As a producer I make sure everything runs as smoothly as possible, which involves organizing meetings, getting permission to tape, and advertising. I also act and host the show. |
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Some other things that I am involved with at school are Improvably funny, Mock Trial, Model UN, Student Council, and National Honors Society. So what do I do before I return to my home galaxy of Shpadoinkle. Well I'm planning on going to college to study film. Then make films, good quality ones. After that I'll return to my home galaxy of Shpadoinkle and change the form of entertainment forever. |
